This is the continuation of my interview process of random people. This time around I found the stories to be a little more comedic than dramatic. It’s my favorite when people tell me they don’t have anything interesting and then they remember something really good. These short story interviews are really helping me with story lines and exploring different genres! I decided to keep the stories true by writing exactly what they said and only cleaning it up to make it easier to read.
“I had this really cool and fun relationship with my culinary teacher, she always had a light energy about her. One day we we’re assigned to make cupcakes and I thought it’d be funny to play a joke on her. My mom bought laxative pills earlier that week because she was trying to do some weird cleanse and that’s when my idea came to me. Before I went to school I took a few lativies from her cabinet and headed to class. During our cooking assignment I decided it’d be funny to put one in a cupcake and give it to my teacher, clearly I was not thinking because talking about this story now I see what a stupid ass idea it was but let me continue. Executing the plan properly was my downfall, I literally did not plan anything out…like nothing at all. Instead of cooking the laxative in the batter like I originally planned the laziness kicked i band I just decided to stick it in he middle once the muffin was finished. Well my plan completely backfired, I gave he cupcake to my teacher and she willingly took it. Now since she was a cool teacher a lot of sunders from other classes visited her. After class was over apparently this girl came in and asked if she could have the cupcake. My teacher being the cool lady she is gave it to her, mind you the girl she gave it to is hella dramatic. As eats the cupcake she notices the small laxative pill in the middle and seats freaking the fuck out! She accused the teacher of trying to poison her and allegedly the girl had a huge theatrical flip out, I wasn’t there for it because my class was over but everyone one was talking about it. Word got back that I made the cupcake and I got suspended for 10 days and I had to clean the kitchen for the rest of the year. I don’t regret the prank I just wished I did it better”
Bully Break Down
“I hate bullies like I can not stand them, especially ones who bully in groups. There was a girl in my french class named Brooke and she was like tormented and abused daily by this girl and her friends. It was funny because these were not your typical bullies, if you were to like clsssfy them they’d be nerds. So basically it was like some sort of nerd beef but any who I did not like the way they treated her. A lot of people thought the drama between the girls was funny because they were seen as low on the social scale but that didn’t matter to me, I’m not going to sit there and watch someone get bullied for entertainment. These girls would like poke and threw pencils at Brooke, and one day I had enough. So on the last week of school they stepped up the bullying by making jokes about Brooke not being existent and started pretending she wasn’t there. One girl even sat on her and that’s when I flipped. I immediately stepped in and called the girls out for being bitches. After I yelled at them they looked super scared and stopped, but I could tell Brooke was happy someone stepped in to save her from the ugly little trolls. Immediately after class ended I informed the staff of the issue but Brooke was actually very scared of the girls, so she lied and said nothing happened. The next year they started again with her in the cafeteria and she flipped! She was screaming and yelling to the top of her lounges like a mad woman. They like went to the office and she spilled all the tea to the administrators. The mean girls we’re sent to alternative school I think, but yeah it was wild. I never seen someone go wild banchi that quick”
“In 11th grade girls were sending out nudes like nobody’s business, but no ones ever got leaked until Dominic came into the picture. Dominic was pretty much with every guy in the school, even her best friends boyfriend. The entire school knew about Dominic sleeping with her BFF’s boyfriend except for the BFF. Well one day a girl got mad that Dominic slept with a guy she liked, so she told her best friend about the nudes Dominic sent to her boyfriend. When I say a world wind of drama unleashed I mean it, like it was a drama tornado. The best friend immediately confronts Dominic and Dominic tried to lie and say it wasn’t true. The best friend is all in her face and pours her coffee all over Dominic in front of the whole hallway crowd that gathered around. So we all thought it was over… nope! The best friend got ahold of Dominic’s nudes and put them on twitter! Not only that but she also put her boyfriends nudes on Twitter too. The whole school was talking about it, especially because not a lot of drama happens. Faculty caught wind of it and guess who was the one that got expelled… the best friend! They expelled her for releasing child pornographic material because Dominic wasn’t 18 yet. When I day the best friend was pissed, she was pissed, so pissed she wanted even more revenge. From what I heard the two got into a fight at a house party, oh wait also Dominic has that on her record now too! But yeah it was insane, I felt like I was living in a gossip show.”
Mom Dating Teacher
“Ummm…I really don’t have a crazy story but I have kind of a weird one. One day during dinner my mom told me she had a guest coming over, I was like “ummmm…okay”. Now who walked through the doors threw me for a complete loop, it was my counselor. Apparently she thought it’d be cool to break it to me that they’ve been dating over a meatloaf dinner. It was quite an equate experience and even better when they broke up because it was awkward seeing him in school afterwards…super awkward.”
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